Allie M

lexilove11:

rubbishheterosexuals:

daeneryscaffrey:

thosepaperscut:

chibasandwich:

religiousragings:

atheistme:

sanityscraps:

sageoflogic:

somepolitics:

xjessicles:

mle92:

sparkly-nightmares:

daughter-of-smoke-and-bone:

ulooklikedeath:

evabraunn:

“I’m getting ready, he said flatly, I told ya’ll I wasn’t going home”

lol oh

“He looked at his watch.”

…

“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.”

Welp.

“MY MOTHERS VOICE SOUNDED A LITTLE DISTANCE AWAY, AND EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM WAS SLIGHTLY BLURRY.” -.-

Setting down to family life just wasn’t part of his plan.

“Forty-seven of them, those who could be reached by telephone, were scheduled for the experiment.”

“The British were only too pleased to co-operate.”

I can’t believe how well that worked out. I wasn’t expecting it to sound that cool given the book is Freedom Next Time.

Into the great Sacred Cenote, a well measuring some two hundred feet across at the mouth, victims (although infrequently the virgins so dear to modern tradition) were cast, along with jewels and other valuables, to appease the rain god.

—The Course of Mexican History, Meyer et al.

“She had the kind of fingers you want to interlace with your own.”

Hm.

Ironically, the closest book to me is a bible.

“Make a horn at each of the four corners, so that the horns and the alter are of one piece, and overlay the alter with bronze.”

Guess my sex lifes gunna be a little kinky. 

Now consider a lump of matter smaller that 300,000 light years across.

…ummmm…is this saying my butt looks big, or her butt will look big, or what?  I need help understanding my sex life.  o.O

“Just added to our menu this week!”

What.

I am equidistant from two books. The first:

“‘Loners’ may resort to aggression partly because they do not belong to any group and because they find substitute satisfaction in media fiction and other sources of fantasy, and there is some evidence that emotionally disturbed children and adults are affected by media violence, as are people per-diagnosed to violent acting-out.”

1) I need to sit next to fewer media textbooks.

2) WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, BOOK?!

3) THIS DOES NOT GIVE ME HOPE.

Other book (American Gods by Neil Gaiman):

“You know him?”

1) Um.

2) I would hope so.

“Like the minotaur,” I murmured ~ From Beauty (A Retelling of Beauty and the Beast) by Robin McKinley. Which is a weird thing to talk about minotaurs… but whatever

I never reblog these, but mine was too good not to post: 

“There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the lover’s whisper, irresistible - madness to make the sanest man go mad.” - Iliad 14.257-61

I definitely like where this is going.

He didn’t need help form anyone. 

Well then, I guess I’m not getting any, because he’s just gonna do it himself!  

“others say: those parts are none too well known”

You think you’re reallll fuckin’ clever don’t you, book?

(via stollish)